similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
