just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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