Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He shit in the fireplace
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