OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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