Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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