All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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