Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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