Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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