I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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