I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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