This is not my ceiling
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
porn star boner night. come get it.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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