Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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