It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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