Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You made out with two different species that night
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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