Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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