If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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