All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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