Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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