went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
ok first of all what the fuck
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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