I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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