So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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