google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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