My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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