no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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