One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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