The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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