when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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