Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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