I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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