You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I fill condoms, not promises.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You ruined the universe
I woke up under a house in Key West
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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