My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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