O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You made out with two different species that night
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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