No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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