i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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