Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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