You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
...so i touched it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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