Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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