no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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