Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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