I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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