i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
