That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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