I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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