butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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