theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
