He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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