Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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