real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
