yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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