I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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